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Go Aweigh2452
12-09-2005, 07:46 PM
The US Navy welcomed the latest member of its fleet today. Pictured below: the USS William Jefferson Clinton CVS1 set sail today from its home port of Vancouver, BC.

The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to President Clinton and his foresight in military budget cuts. The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots. It boasts an arsenal comprised of one F14 Tomcat or F18 Hornet aircraft, which although they cannot be launched or captured on the 100 foot flight deck, form a very menacing presence.

As a standing order there are no firearms allowed on board. The 20 person crew is completely diversified and includes members of all races, creeds, sex, and sexual orientation.

The ship's purpose is not defined so much as a unit of national defense - in fact in times of conflict its orders are to remain in hiding in Canada, but will be used extensively for social experimentation and whatever worthless jobs the ex-commander in chief and his wife can think of.

It is largely rumored that the ship will also be the set for the upcoming season of MTV's "The Real World."



http://www.iboatnw.com/gallery/data/media/12/cvs1.jpg

pkrogh
12-09-2005, 07:55 PM
Oh I love it!! :lol:

Pete

Numbknots
12-09-2005, 08:29 PM
APE wire just announced that a Senator Clinton has proposed a bill to allow the UN to use this newly commissioned marvel for assuring the security of our borders! She is quoted as saying that it is all we need as basically all people are good.

Tim

SomeSailor
12-10-2005, 08:49 AM
HA!

Numbknots
12-10-2005, 09:33 AM
Personally I think it is a DISGRACE to name anything other then a train wreck after Clinton!!!!

I can't think of anything that he did for the military that was for the good of the men/women or for the security of our Country?

JMHO

Tim

coolchange
12-10-2005, 09:46 AM
Yeah, and the Bush gang is a shining example of what is the right way to do it!


And BTW is this a Dock Walk thread or is there something to do with boating that I am missing

SomeSailor
12-10-2005, 11:41 AM
We're just not as tightly run as other sites... :)

I'll move this over to Below the Waterline.

Numbknots
12-10-2005, 01:52 PM
There is enough crap slinging back and forth between parties to make up for anything we could say here. :argh I just don't understand how naming a Navel vessel for Clinton makes any sense considering the way he handled the defense budget on his watch.

Tim

heymagic
12-10-2005, 05:42 PM
And I suppose they broke a ceegar over the stern when they launched her..... :argh

Tedster
12-10-2005, 10:19 PM
........ nope they inserted one! :shock:

Numbknots
12-11-2005, 07:43 AM
Probably had a pizza party!

heymagic
12-11-2005, 08:30 AM
All hands on the poop deck...

Randygh
12-11-2005, 10:53 AM
Looks like a nice ship and with a diversified crew I'm sure she'll live up to her name, CS BJ Clinton.

dumluck53
12-11-2005, 01:01 PM
Haha...good one, Doug! Got a chuckle out of it!