dumluck53
04-15-2005, 12:37 PM
Subject: POOR PRINCE CHARLES
Prince Charles was driving around his mother's estate when he accidentally ran over her
favorite dog, a Corgi, crushing it to a pulp. He got out of his Range Rover and sat down
on the grass totally distraught. The whole world was against him and now his mother
would go ballistic.
Suddenly he noticed a lamp half-buried in the ground. He dug it up, polished it and
immediately a genie appeared. 'You have freed me from thousands of years of
imprisonment,' said the genie. 'As a reward I shall grant you one wish.'
'Well,' said the Prince, 'I have all the material things I need, but let me show you
this dog.' They walk over to the splattered remains of the dog. 'Do you think you could
bring this dog back to life for me?' the Prince asked.
The genie carefully looked at the remains and shook his head. 'This body is too far gone
for even me to bring it back to life. Is there something else you would like?'
The Prince thought for a minute, reached into his pocket and pulled out two
photos.
'I was married to this beautiful woman called Diana,' said Prince Charles, showing the
genie the first photo. 'But now I love this woman called Camilla,' and he showed the genie
the second photo. 'You see Camilla isn't beautiful at all, so do you think you can
make Camilla as beautiful as Diana?'
The genie studied the two photographs and after a few minutes said, 'Let's have a look at
that dog again'.
Prince Charles was driving around his mother's estate when he accidentally ran over her
favorite dog, a Corgi, crushing it to a pulp. He got out of his Range Rover and sat down
on the grass totally distraught. The whole world was against him and now his mother
would go ballistic.
Suddenly he noticed a lamp half-buried in the ground. He dug it up, polished it and
immediately a genie appeared. 'You have freed me from thousands of years of
imprisonment,' said the genie. 'As a reward I shall grant you one wish.'
'Well,' said the Prince, 'I have all the material things I need, but let me show you
this dog.' They walk over to the splattered remains of the dog. 'Do you think you could
bring this dog back to life for me?' the Prince asked.
The genie carefully looked at the remains and shook his head. 'This body is too far gone
for even me to bring it back to life. Is there something else you would like?'
The Prince thought for a minute, reached into his pocket and pulled out two
photos.
'I was married to this beautiful woman called Diana,' said Prince Charles, showing the
genie the first photo. 'But now I love this woman called Camilla,' and he showed the genie
the second photo. 'You see Camilla isn't beautiful at all, so do you think you can
make Camilla as beautiful as Diana?'
The genie studied the two photographs and after a few minutes said, 'Let's have a look at
that dog again'.