can you relate??

[Seapuppy]

>IDLE THOUGHTS OF A MIND LEFT UNATTENDED
>
>I had amnesia once - or twice.
>
>Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
>
>All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
>
>If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.
>
>What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
>
>They told me I was gullible . . . and I believed them.
>
>Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows
>up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.
>
>Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
>
>Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
>
>What if there were no hypothetical questions?
>
>One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
>
>When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look
>like a nail.
>
>A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
>
>What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? Hmmmm?
>
>My weight is perfect for my height - which varies.
>
>I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
>
>The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
>
>How can there be self-help "groups"?
>
>Is it possible to be totally partial?
>
>Is Lenin's tomb a communist plot?
>
>If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
>
>Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a
>man who can't get his pants off.
>
>It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
>
>Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?


I can relate....I think...maybe.... :lol: :argh arr