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Seapuppy
05-19-2005, 05:55 AM
Today the government announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a "condom" because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn! It just doesn't get any more accurate than that!




:oops: :shock: :argh arrr
Lazy Flamingo
05-19-2005, 05:18 PM
A Condom .. :shock:

Probably made in Taiwan to top it off .. :roll:
Roel Jansen
05-19-2005, 09:24 PM
Seapup,

No Pirate any more, and for the first time a post well thought off and I can only jump int o the conclusion that you finally reached the end of the dark tunnel you were in! Welcome in the world of liberal democrat thinking my good friend!
A bright shiny furure lays ahead of you, as one of the many privlelaged!

I don't hope I ype mistakes as teras are in my eyes!

:D :D
Seapuppy
05-19-2005, 09:32 PM
don't know what your looking at Roel...I think mike is having some problems with the site as the pirate guy is a box.!!!...don't go jumping to conclusions there about my political standings.... :shock: ...I'm as Republican as you can get and still be counted as a Washington state voter...(see c. gregoire's articles)......nope....it will be a cold day in hades before I go liberal on you....... :lol: :wink: :argh arrr
Roel Jansen
05-19-2005, 11:11 PM
Strange coincidences, as the true Republicans over here are found in the left wing of political parties! So here you are considered a left wing socialist! OK, nothing wrong with that! :D

But what was in your post goes for both sides in what ever country you live in, believe me!
Seapuppy
05-20-2005, 08:06 AM
interesting prospective there Roel....I wouldn't have thought that a republican would be concidered liberal in another country.......I'm about as conservative as you can get (imo) and in another country we're concidered liberal...funny.......... :argh arrr
Lazy Flamingo
05-20-2005, 08:56 AM
Pirate ....
I kidnapped him, and holding him for ransom
A case of Heineken or you'll never see his hook again .. :shock:

http://www.binaryrhyme.com/ubbicons/pirate.gif .. Seapuppy, save me .. argh