Seapuppy
05-26-2005, 12:14 PM
Retirement Plan - If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year
ago, it would now be worth $49.00.;
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned in the cans for the deposit refund/aluminum recycling price,
you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, current investment thinking is to drink heavily and
recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan
:argh arrrr
ago, it would now be worth $49.00.;
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned in the cans for the deposit refund/aluminum recycling price,
you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, current investment thinking is to drink heavily and
recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan
:argh arrrr