little humor

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just a little humor :lol:


They Walk Among Us
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had
a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal
of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit
by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore.

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IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered
a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he
was sorry, but they only had iceberg.

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IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport
employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your
knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I
know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."

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IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross
the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine when
she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind
people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind
people doing driving?!"

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IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was
leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "this
is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked
at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

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IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back
into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.

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IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership
to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the
service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's
side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door
handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician,
"it's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side."

???????????????????????? They walk among us
?????????????????????? ..............scary!!