Seapuppy
06-28-2005, 04:12 PM
Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new
Washington, DC parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a
deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a
jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called
the US Senate for assistance.
The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is Senator Teddy
Kennedy. How might I help you?"
"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St.
Brigid's. There's a jacka-ss lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so
kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"
Senator Kennedy, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a
smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you
people took care of last rites!" There was dead silence on the line for
a long moment. Father O'Malley then replied
"Aye, that's certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next
of kin.
Washington, DC parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a
deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a
jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called
the US Senate for assistance.
The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is Senator Teddy
Kennedy. How might I help you?"
"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St.
Brigid's. There's a jacka-ss lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so
kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"
Senator Kennedy, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a
smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you
people took care of last rites!" There was dead silence on the line for
a long moment. Father O'Malley then replied
"Aye, that's certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next
of kin.