Leroy

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A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a party
>and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the
>only redneck in the neighborhood.
>
>He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy
>was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ
>and flirting with all the women.
>
>At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft man-eating gator
>in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to
>jump in."
>
>The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and
>everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!
>
>Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing the
>gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke
>holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the
>air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
>
>The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator
>were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let
>it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed
>out of the pool.
>
>Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief
>
>Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million
>dollars."
>
>"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.
>
>The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet.
>How about half a million bucks then?"
>
>"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.
>
>The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was
>amazing.
>
>How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"
>
>Again Leroy said no.
>
>Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"
>
>Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the pool.
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