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Seapuppy
07-07-2005, 11:38 AM
Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat
down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They
would
have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever
side's
dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.

Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in
the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected
only
the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his
siblings,
which gave him all the milk. After 5 years, they came up with the
biggest,
meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that
were 5
"
thick and nobody could get near it.

When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange
looking
animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for Bush
because
there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the
Afghanistani dog. When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out
of
it's cage, and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog
snarled and
leaped out of its cage and charged the American Dachshund---but when it
got
close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed
Osama's
dog
in one bite. There was nothing left of his dog at all.

Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief, "We don't
understand
how this could have happened. We had our best people working for 5
years
with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and
the
biggest,meanest Siberian wolves."

"That's nothing,", said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic
surgeons
working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a wiener dog."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :argh arrr

LadyDi381
07-07-2005, 03:44 PM
I own a doxy and this joke made me laugh.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Diane

Randygh
07-07-2005, 04:08 PM
Diane,

If your doxy is like most doxies don't let him/her hear you say you own it. My experience with clients' doxies is that they consider themselves a member of the family not a mere possession!! :D

LadyDi381
07-07-2005, 06:17 PM
Nope, you're wrong on that one, Randy. We are Ringo's posessions. :lol:
Diane

Randygh
07-07-2005, 07:38 PM
Does Ringo get to go along with you on your upcoming trip to the Gulf Islands?

Go Aweigh2452
07-07-2005, 09:07 PM
I think Ringo is working on the pit stops for them....

coolchange
07-07-2005, 09:18 PM
Had one of those suckers (stray that never left) we were camping somewhere in the uninhabited Bull Shoals Lake (ARK. I think) when a herd of grazing pigs (big ones) chased our english pointer back into the camp, and into the van....the dox. woke up and without a thought leaped out of the van, barking like crazy, chased the pigs into a crowd and then back off into the woods...funniest damn thing that dog ever did. They definatly have cojones! :shock:

linedog
07-07-2005, 09:35 PM
Just like Sally my Dox, she own's us, just don't cross her

SomeSailor
07-08-2005, 07:05 AM
I think Ringo is working on the pit stops for them....

What kind of waypoints is he laying down for those? Little yellow check marks :)

LadyDi381
07-08-2005, 08:47 AM
Yes, we will be taking Ringo. Which reminds me, I need to get the documentation for his shots. Thanks for the reminder.

Way points for Ringo? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Diane

bradvo
07-08-2005, 08:59 AM
And he can eat your left over meat before getting back to the US. :)
Brad
or officer Schmuck at Roche will get it.