Seapuppy
07-07-2005, 11:38 AM
Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat
down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They
would
have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever
side's
dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.
Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in
the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected
only
the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his
siblings,
which gave him all the milk. After 5 years, they came up with the
biggest,
meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that
were 5
"
thick and nobody could get near it.
When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange
looking
animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for Bush
because
there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the
Afghanistani dog. When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out
of
it's cage, and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog
snarled and
leaped out of its cage and charged the American Dachshund---but when it
got
close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed
Osama's
dog
in one bite. There was nothing left of his dog at all.
Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief, "We don't
understand
how this could have happened. We had our best people working for 5
years
with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and
the
biggest,meanest Siberian wolves."
"That's nothing,", said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic
surgeons
working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a wiener dog."
:lol: :lol: :lol: :argh arrr
down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They
would
have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever
side's
dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.
Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in
the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected
only
the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his
siblings,
which gave him all the milk. After 5 years, they came up with the
biggest,
meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that
were 5
"
thick and nobody could get near it.
When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange
looking
animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for Bush
because
there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the
Afghanistani dog. When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out
of
it's cage, and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog
snarled and
leaped out of its cage and charged the American Dachshund---but when it
got
close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed
Osama's
dog
in one bite. There was nothing left of his dog at all.
Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief, "We don't
understand
how this could have happened. We had our best people working for 5
years
with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and
the
biggest,meanest Siberian wolves."
"That's nothing,", said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic
surgeons
working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a wiener dog."
:lol: :lol: :lol: :argh arrr