coaches retreat

[Seapuppy]

The high school coaches went to a coaches'
retreat. To save money they had to room together. No one wanted to room
with Coach Daryl because he snored so bad. They decide it's not fair to
make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they vote to take
turns.

The first coach sleeps with Daryl and comes to
breakfast next morning with his hair a mess, eyes all bloodshot. They
say, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Man, that Daryl snored so
loud, I watched him all night."

The next night it was a different coach's turn.
In the morning, same thing -- hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
They say, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man,
that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night."

The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big
burly ex-football player-looking type of man's man. Next morning, he
comes to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning." They
can't believe it! They say, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and
tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. He watched me all night
long.
:argh :argh :argh arrrrr