Seapuppy
04-04-2005, 09:54 AM
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she couldn't sleep,
>the
>wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to
>tie
>a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.
>
>
>
>"Yeah, right!" she says.
>
>
>A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual.
>The
>wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she
>goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it
>carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough,
>the dog stops snoring!
>
>
>
>The woman is amazed!
>
>
>Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out
>drinking
>with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring
>loudly.
>The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So she goes to the
>closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her
>husband's testicles.
>
>
>
>Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.
>
>
>He wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he
>stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a
>blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused and, as he
>walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his
>dog's testicles.
>
>
>He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't know
>where
>we were, or, what we did, but, by God,
>we took first and second place!"
:argh :argh :argh arrr
>the
>wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to
>tie
>a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.
>
>
>
>"Yeah, right!" she says.
>
>
>A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual.
>The
>wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she
>goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it
>carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough,
>the dog stops snoring!
>
>
>
>The woman is amazed!
>
>
>Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out
>drinking
>with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring
>loudly.
>The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So she goes to the
>closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her
>husband's testicles.
>
>
>
>Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.
>
>
>He wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he
>stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a
>blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused and, as he
>walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his
>dog's testicles.
>
>
>He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't know
>where
>we were, or, what we did, but, by God,
>we took first and second place!"
:argh :argh :argh arrr