the amish

[Seapuppy]

THE AMISH ELEVATOR . . .
An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move
apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this Father?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen
anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an older woman in a
wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened
and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy
and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up
sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then
the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up
again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son "Go
get your mother."
:argh :argh arrr