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heymagic
11-28-2005, 07:20 AM
So , how brite do ya have to be to crash 2 trains that run on fixed tracks ? Maybe one of the engineers used to run a ferry until....

bradvo
11-28-2005, 07:39 AM
Could have been that skipper that ran in the San Jauns years ago, decided to take the boat on a different route- then he said the Marijuana detected in him was from second hand smoke :lol:
Brad

pkrogh
11-28-2005, 08:35 AM
Well the real question is just which idiot intentionally put the two tracks too
close together for the trains to pass? I heard that the monorail engrs. did
that to "make room for City Center" and then installed a "stop light" so two
trains wouldn't (couldn't??) try to occupy that section at the same time!!

Just when you think you've seen it all..........

Pete

pkrogh
11-28-2005, 08:36 AM
And oh by the way, this is the same outfit that was going to spend all your
money to build more of this???

No me!!\

Pete

Go Aweigh2452
11-28-2005, 09:18 AM
Come on guys, it wasn't the engineers fault, it was the fact that the train was too wide...

heymagic
11-28-2005, 09:47 AM
Ahh..the old caboose getting wider with age ! Makes perfect sense.

Tedster
11-28-2005, 08:54 PM
I bet if we could have heard the transcripts from the two drivers you would have heard......"I'm not going to give way to you"......"Well me neither"..........crash! :lol:

Go Aweigh2452
11-28-2005, 11:02 PM
Yeah, each one was saying... "the guy on the right has the right of way!"

heymagic
11-29-2005, 07:41 AM
Can you take a test for a safe engineers certificate ??

SomeSailor
11-29-2005, 08:24 AM
Come on guys, it wasn't the engineers fault, it was the fact that the train was too wide...

I think it was swollen from the recent rains. :D

heymagic
11-29-2005, 10:32 PM
I figured it out. As they towed the trains tonight I saw one had printed on the side " Microsoft Windows"..it was bound to crash.

SomeSailor
11-30-2005, 07:27 AM
Thats too funny... I'm surprised that hasn't made it on the news :)

Numbknots
12-01-2005, 02:48 PM
The "driver was probably blinded by the Sun (has anyone seen it lately?)

Tim